“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive
“aw, the spider is more scared of you than you are of it!”
are u fukin sure
“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”
omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither
This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.
I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING